As an Eagles fan:

Your comment completely ignores his point, which is that the MN offense did nothing to contribute to the score, yet you’re blaming the one person who did. What’s so hot about that take, friend? Perhaps if your running back would have played with the same kind of tenacity with which he beat his children, the Vikes…

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

My kid’s middle school uses them as instructional tools. There is more to carrying a small computer with you than using it for games. The way I see it, this is how the world is now. I could try to deny that and pretend that it’s the same as it was when I was a kid, but it’s not. So we allow them some freedom, make our…

I think that’s how Fallout 4 started

Here’s a fun little trick that I learned from Gene Weingarten and like to occasionally pass along. When you remove all the vowels from Reince Priebus’s name you are left with RNC PR BS. You don’t even need to rearrange them.

“I can assure you that the Patriots have the best, most luxurious offense planned for next week. It’s gonna make your head spin it’s so good.”

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

“sorry kid, can’t help you — I’m looking for duct tape”

Missed the first quarter of the game in order to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas with the boys. Tuned into the game afterward. Quoting my oldest: “Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, these are the Cleveland Browniest.”

full story; It was a bumper car and the pimply teen at the control panel shook ben’s shoulder and told him that the ride was over and there’s a long line of kids waiting to take their turn.

All roundeyes are big in Japan thanks to our taller average height.

The only Blizzard in Colorado is the consolation Dairy Queen stop for Tom Brady. Oh yeah, and Josh McDaniels gargles Osweiler’s balls.

The ones who know there’s only Matt Schaub behind them.

If getting to be romantically involved with Olivia Munn means I have to throw nothing but ducks to opposing safety’s for four quarters, I’d take that job all day long.

Let’s not forget where she redirected her daughter’s eyes from Cam’s shameful, sexualized display.

That’s some good parenting right there. When my daughter gets upset at professional athletes loafing around and not running their hardest, I turn off the TV and take her to the strip club to show her that some people give 100% effort all their time to make some hard earned money. Never miss an opportunity to teach…

Heretic! Boil him!

Hate and fear killed his wife. Not sure why he’d want to perpetuate the cycle.