Step 1: You point the Google Play Music uploader to your iTunes folder.

There’s a lot more than that.

Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.

Depends on the company. If I’m your boss (not of IT, but COO or something) and I say fix my personal computer, I’m expecting you to do it on company time and that I’m not paying you extra.

The weekend series against the Rays will be played at the Trop...

I humbly nominate my folding pocket warrior, the Kershaw Cryo 1555ti.

This is why mental illness is so fraught now. He is clearly deeply sick and needs some serious intervention - intervention that would probably require at least some term of being held in a secure facility. And that is SO hard to do now. While I totally understand the need to protect the civil and human rights of the…

I vividly remember the only time I went dress shopping (yes, some straight guys have a sense of style/fashion too and I have a thing for wedding dresses) and was a bit surprised when I didn't get kicked out.

This is Fox pivoting somewhat to the reality that if they want younger viewers and particularly female viewers, they have to act like they're not in line with the old white men of the GOP who won't shut up.

I eat at my desk and make up for the transgression against myself by not doing anymore work for the rest of the day

Hmm. Fellow Iowan here. Didn't actually grow up castrating hogs (too little to help) but I distinctly remember the sound they made when my dad would do it. Also grew up pretty poor, with grandparents who lived through the Great Depression. In fact, I am typing this at my dead grandfather's desk at my small…

I certainly understand. Sometimes things have an emotional value that far outstrips any monetary value it may have.

Ballmer should have purchased the 76ers if he wanted to dance like nobody’s watching.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

My nephew recently found out the truth about Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. He's ten and was had just lost another tooth that morning when he sat down with his mom to have a serious conversation about Santa Claus. This led him to inquiring about other mythological beings. Then he asked where the teeth…

Don't all parents use their children as experiments? It makes you think. Moreover, if you happen to have siblings, which one represented the control group?

"Sigh, I get older, he stays the same age. Come on Dad you're drunk."

pregnant lady strip club. "let's heat it for samantha, those double-ds aren't the only twins she's carrying"

I think the weird slightly-from-above angle is making it look more awkward/badly-proportioned than it probably is IRL. What I don't understand is the physics involved — how can something loose/drapey also SQUASH YER BOOBS FLAT LIKE THAT. Is there a special version of Hollywood Fashion Tape made of like, a uranium-lead…