"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

You guys kept asking for the colts to come back to town...

"No, no - you got it all wrong! We said we wanted Colts, not ponies!"

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

Really? Because I thought a douche bag was an obnoxious jerk that likes to make others feel bad because they lack feelings of self-worth.

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We live in a technologically driven world. Knowing how to use a smartphone is important, and having one is a major aspect of our social culture. I almost feel bad when every kid in school has one except for that one who's parents are against giving their child technology. He's hard to get a hold of, meaning a lot of…