Will he be in the office or on the golf course though? I think getting walked off his own property would be super embarrassing for him.

I keep fantasizing about the day the DOD calls the officer carrying the nuclear football and tells him to ignore Trump and leave his side.

with his hands cuffed behind his back. I hope.

Sighhh. Aren’t we all? That thought gets me through the days.

Hold on, I’m not sure I have enough popcorn for this schadenfreude.

I’d rather follow a fan account. An actual fan. One that blows air.

She’s so dull. The only surprising thing about this article is that there are at least 38 fan accounts. I’d rather follow avocado toast or and account that’s just devoted to nuetral toned wall paper.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that Anthony Scaramucci is an asshole garbage human.

Fuck these people.

At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

I’m having a terrible week, so this headline made me cry before I even read the article. I’m happy Mr. Handsome has a home.

Someone must have gotten a google alert over Would U. Probably would have gotten to keep the job if the percentage of people who would was higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d stick my dick in his mouth just to shut him up...

when they announced his name, i spent 2 whole days beign unable to fully concentrate because i kept writing bohemian rhapsody parody lyrics in my head. never fully coalesced in a full parody but some good limes were “scaramucci, scaramucci, can you do the trumps scandal” and “nothing really matters, anyone can see,…

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

I’m going to yell this out randomly at the cubicle farm throughout the day. No one will care. No one pays attention.

No! You’re not. Are they hair models?

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?