I spoke at my wedding to my late husband, and if I do say so myself, it was pretty damned funny. It was all the funnier because my husband, who was known for being a funny guy, made the world’s longest speech to which his son said “dad, that was so bad it was actually funny”.

I LOVE BRUNO MARS. That is all.

Perfect to inspire those 3 a.m. tweet storms.

So sorry to hear that. There are larger things to worry about.

Sears just went belly up here in Canada. Closed the last of its stores last week, I think.

One of my favourite 30 Rock episodes is when he is Liz Lemon’s dumb as a post but pretty boyfriend and she takes him places,  insisting that he be treated as a normal (i.e., average looking) person.

Look, I don’t know how she felt about women’s rights before she had a daughter but even if what you say is true, I think it is human nature to not pay particular attention to any given issue until you are personally impacted by it. You see that all the time when people who were never particularly involved in an issue…

The guy in the pylon is the best.

I loved her comment about Trump the draft dodger. That woman is badass.

No, I haven’t monetized sex for a living, that’s true. But I am a corporate lawyer!!!

^^^^Yes! Either a subway stop or a dinner theatre.

There is no amount of money, fame or potential business opportunity in the world that would motivate me to fuck that orange hued, lying piece of shit.

I’d like to see Trump eat a Tide Pod!

I think that would be a challenge with an autistic child.

Yes. Toxic spray tan is also a possibility!

Maybe he will die from toxic hairspray fumes.

Too bad Kim Jon-Il is dead. He claimed to get 11 holes in one the first time he ever played golf. The two of them would have made great golf partners.

Oh, and PS, as an avid (albeit lousy) golfer myself, it really bugs me that he is defiling a sport/activity that is supposed to be about courtesy and integrity.

Yes, exactly my thoughts too. I think that every day he plays cheats at golf, he is doing a great public service by staying the hell away from governing.

I saw that interview and had no idea that she’d had a stroke. What a strong woman.