???????......ok 

That’s why you call it a sandwich. Because you’re sandwiching it in

The fact that this stone cold moron got this answer so gloriously wrong in such a spectacularly idiotic manner proves beyond any doubt that a hot dog is a sandwich.

Good.

Yes, but is he gonna dip his balls in it?

Thank god the best part of Party Down (which is saying something) got this one right!

You can’t grow a full beard either?

Meanwhile, how is this dude so broke?

AH: Well first off, a hot dog is gross

Glenn Close is a great American actress, and it is indeed disturbing that she doesn’t have an Oscar.

Olivia Colman gave a great performance and was never just an ‘okay comic actesss’ you dolt. 

Lol, stop bitching.

excess garlic?

My mom’s “rebound guy” after my dad passed was a real Eye-talian goombah from the part of Boston where they keep the walking stereotypes in between cameos in mob movies. And by the gods, the man made a “Sunday gravy” of a kind you’d sell your mother into slavery to acquire if that were its price. Meaty, savory,…

All he wanted was a Pepsi truck! Just one Pepsi truck! And they wouldn’t give it to him.

Long answer: hell, no.

No

...this does not look good. At least Egerton is singing though, and not just trying to karaoke his way to an Oscar nomination.

This story mentions that this film feels like Bohemian Rhapsody, but doesn’t mention the director, Dexter Fletcher, finished Bohemian Rhapsody
 after Singer was fired.  

Does Elton have to think about his whole life before he plays, too?