Congratulations on having the dumbest take of the day. Your award is in the mail. 

I give it two years of being basically underused and forgotten before they shut it down unceremoniously, as is the Google way.

If you tuned in to ESPNU this afternoon for a show called Bracketology...

They couldn’t get the CGI to work so they started cutting and pasting from old films. Goodfellas and Scarface integrated nicely, but then they accidentally spliced in some scenes from Gone Fishin’ and had to start over.

At the last minute they decided to add sound. Costs a fortune.

I get it. There’s not much I like to do more than watching birds, if you know what I mean.

Shirley: “Shut up, Leonard. I found your obituary. What’s the point of informing people you died?”

One of our most streets-ahead human beings.

Ninety-three and adorable right up to the end.

Boycott comes from the surname of an actual person. 

Hill’s “director” career is the perfect Hollywood analogy to the ‘side door’ college admissions scandal.

Gurl, if you think I’m leaving Apple over Spotify you’re mistaken.

iMessage is still a thing, and besides, I would never consider moving my entire ecosystem just because of a “streaming music” app.

Wow this video is horrible, out of focus/rotating shots of a grocery store.

basket of tea

An EXCLUSIVE assault, handcrafted in Monrovia!

650 dollars is probably more than I’ve spent on all the toasters and bread I’ve bought in my life combined. 

IT’S A MARCHMAS MIRACLE!

who da fuck is you