I think you’re the only person who actually watched the video.

I remember when a few of us stopped standing after the Iraq invasion, our homeroom teacher would literally tell say we wanted her son to die ovrrseas.

Widow: “He died doing what he loved.”

We all gotta die of something.

jesus can we NOT give attention towards Shane Dawson’s obnoxious conspiracy videos?

I rewrote this 3 times before I’ll just say this: Critical Thinking should be a mandatory curriculum from Kindergarten and if you post shit this fucking stupid you need to have a goddamn disclaimer that people will be stupider for having seen it. 

This is definitely what we need. Giving oxygen to a conspiracy theorist’s youtube account. Definitely not enough ill-informed people who find this kind of shit other ways.

And yet, I would be at least suspicious if a politician had a copy of Mein Kampf on display in their office. This is not a library.

maybe this is my east coast elitism speaking, but man, those burgers look awful.

ha-ha, ya burnt

“No pizza detected” Ooh, sorry Detroit. 

Im also curious what is so fucking horrible about fairness?

Poor Chicago.

Pesci as a foul mouthed Bat-Mite!

Tony wakes up next to a horse’s head.

Isn’t Ivanka his beard?

I could argue Ant-Man & the Wasp was even better.

“We’re gonna need a bigger definition of a sandwich.”