I hereby present another cape exemption...

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

“candy bar pie” is a wonderful name for anything.

Really? I feel like if I don’t see a pizza diameter specified, it’s listed as ‘small, medium, large.’

If cups were the talk of your party, then I have news for you...

If cups were the talk of your party, then I have news for you...

I know, you said recycle bin, but c’mon with the single use plastic. Can we just not do that?

I know, you said recycle bin, but c’mon with the single use plastic. Can we just not do that?

Ahem. For another take:

“His words are etched on stainless steel plates which are held in titanium boxes filled with inert gases, and then stored in the underground vaults...”

Or maybe they don’t entertain some people? Namely the people who vote in these lists?

What’s not to understand? It’s a less efficient subway system that requires you to provide your own expensive-ass car which must be painstakingly retrofitted with training wheels, travels slower than freeway traffic on the surface, has limited destinations, and allows you to experience the existential thrill of what…

After moving away this year, I can not begin to describe the joy it brings me to not have to deal with this crap on a daily basis anymore.

Rich guy likes money

As a current resident of Nebraska that has never voted for “Dime Store Lex Luthor” I’m looking forward to these people dying of horrible diseases. 

Yeah, totally ... total dude-bro, frat shit ... they’re always doing culturally specific rituals and dances.

TL;DR

They grew up in a house with lead paint?

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question.