I couldn’t have been the only person who was wondering why the director of Iron Man was involved here.

Against all odds, the four wealthy white guys made it.

Cool story, bro.

So did they change it because they had this last year too but I don’t remember it requiring another purchase. You could just get a free frosty, period. 

New Takeout feature:

Oooh, where did the sun go? It’s suddenly so shady in here...

This is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

You would think after 40 years on this earth she would be old enough to know better.

Australians gonna Australian.

You sound extraordinarily well-adjusted.

You were going for sarcasm? Cause apparently it didn’t scan.

Do you know about The Internet? That performance had about eleventy thousand cameras pointed at it. 

It’s on YouTube. Just type in Queen Live Aid Performance.

Seems like a combination of bad book-to-screen, “let’s dumb it down for the audience”, and “let’s not make the white people too damn heinous in case we lose them too much”. It is an interesting issue we have with our work, I recall an article somewhere about how Tyler Perry’s Persuasion was the first film to get on…

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Booooooooooo.

There’s also ‘viral’ and viral and lɐɹᴉʌ and «viral» and ˈvīrəl and ウイルス and v̧͚͈͝į͞҉̠̪̭̳͎̥̖̦r̠̤̠͕̟̰͖̕͜ͅa̛̩̦̝ļ̫̣̬́͞

All I can say is DAMN YOU for that picture!