Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything
Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF. Saving a lot of comment space.
Because
Dear Salty,
Lagunitas, brewers of a beer called Born Yesterday, would weep at this.
In the meantime, I’m President, and you’re not.
“I’m not a baby.”
It has a surprisingly short half-life.
I eat mine medium rare. Just the right texture
Toll House comes in tubs, which makes it much easier to eat with a spoon.
Texans who have relocated to NYC prefer Beto O’Rourke to Ted Cruz? This must be the blue wave bellwether!
Always be sure to disconnect your phone from the living room sound system Bluetooth. Ask me how I know.
I mean... technically, the guy was getting a filling.
hi
My first thought was this and “Journey to the Center of Hawkthorne”. The Colonel in the logo looks like they pixelated Pierce’s dad
This tho.
