We're gonna kill those money-grubbers!

The line "play chess…screw" is back in, also the "it's twue, it's TWUE!" bit.

Also "Eat my socks" instead of "Eat my shorts"

Apparently he wrote about the affair in his autobiography, which was published in 1981.

I think that's meant to be a pigeon, not a bluebird.

Oh you can't chop your papa up in Massachusetts…

One fellow, Blake, who has been given red flannel and “really nasty gold
lamé,” says, “I don’t design for lumberjacks, so I can’t use this [bleep]!”

Another type of adaptation - the author knows that changes will be made, and takes the check knowing that it will give him/her the resources to write more books and the movie will mean a few more people will buy the book after seeing the movie.

But does it include a Lego Legolas?

Mad Magazine's version of the song from its parody of the show

If this ever gets released, by that point everyone will have gone on to the next fanfiction-inspired erotica

In the remake, alien slaves in police cars throw pumpkins at Nazi ghosts.

She's got huge…tracts of land

…then Drop the Lead Donkey, then the inevitable split up

Love Boat and Fantasy Island were ABC's Saturday night lineup

In Mad's parody of The Cosby Show, at the end Dr. Huxtable decides to adopt a white kid.

Conrad Bain and Dana Plato did a gender switch and played the Dutch relatives, Mrs. Van Drummond and her son.

I'm picking up bad vibrations, he's giving out terminations

Starring Charlie Sheen and a revolving door cast of "goddesses"

So there's Pixar/Disney movies about planes and automobiles, is the next project Trains?