All about Wired: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Perhaps his next movie will be a live action version of The Misadventures of Flapjack.

I couldn't find the opening either, but here's Debbie Reynolds' version of the song

Or this one: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

My mom said I could read it if it was in the local library…unfortunately, it was.

When Big Bird guested on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, Fred Rogers wanted Carol Spinney to appear as himself and explain how he operated Big Bird, but he refused to do that since he didn't want to destroy the illusion for the kids.

This is an ex-Chapman!

Are all their pets called Eric?

Also this: http://www.jewmongous.com/

Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

I looked on Google, and the disclaimer is “42 percent of black women have never been married. … This is one black woman’s story…not meant to represent all black women.”

Life's not worth a damn 'til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am!"

I was going to post that, glad I checked first.

He says the alleged Chinese mistranslation "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead"

There's a Doonesbury character named Phred

In volatile market, only stable investment…is porn!

or NCIS Greendale, part of NBC's plan to be more like CBS and get better ratings.

Maybe Scripps should use this song to play off the eliminated

Does the movie include Michael Douglas singing "I'm Fucking Matt Damon?"

It's throw out your hands, but I won't hit you over the head with the megaphone.