As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

same, and i'm okay with that.

Only child here. I've been living with my SO for almost four years now. Also with his brother. Both work from home. Send. Help.

I want to be in one of those crazy/awesome marriages where we actually live in separate apartments next door to each other.

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Kind of makes you wonder what value Boston even sees in farming this shit.

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

sometimes Red Drum and Black Drum hauls are pretty good? the beach... not so redeeming.

Carroll next to Bellichick? Wow that's harsh.

It became darker and darker until I was surrounded by an eerie black silence, broken only by the sound of my slow breathing and racing heartbeat.

*sniffles* (wipes away tear).

but in all seriousness, that Chicken Bloomin' Bacon Lasagna sounds like a fucking war crime.

Irony now...irony tomorrow...irony forever!

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Plus un

Involved in a relegation battle, this was no time Toulouse.

Baron Davis Is Turning Into Rick Ross Right Before Our Eyes

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.