Sol isn’t good but its not as bad as you claim here. It is at least 100 times better than Corona.

+100

I don’t like anything there that comes with rice. A) Their rice is bad B) Double tortilla + rice is just too much.

It probably has something to do with the fact that the vaaaaaast majority of finals teams over the last 20 years could have easily been considered “battle tested”

I went to Coachella a few years back to see Rage Against the Machine’s reunion as well as Bjork (both were incredible as well as a bunch of other random bands I saw). I did the whole camping thing. It was a great experience but if I were to go again I would want to stay in a hotel. I just need a bit more of a home…

Even better. Honestly, I just want to be the first person to get married from the Deadspin comments. We can have Drew Magary cook at our wedding. I hear he's good.

you a girl? Lets make this happen?

As an only child, I love living alone. Its cohabitation that's hard for me. I'm totes gonna get divorced like 4 times in my life.

Wasn’t this in The Imitation Game as well?

"I can honestly say I don't regret not signing." Aiken later admitted that he did regret skipping English.

"Wait, is this legally binding? Does this have to be used for dinner?" - MJ at Bellagio.

Breaking: The NCAA has vacated all UNC wins during the tenure of Coach Dean Smith for providing impermissible benefits to players.

and the Crazy Cajun is good one of every five times I go there.

good point.

Never mind, got it. Going to Port A will ensure you never complain about any other beach you ever go to for the rest of your life.

I was trying to think of some redeeming quality to point out as to why Port A isn't so bad. I'm drawing a blank.

Look at the NFL putting two teams in LA, perhaps a hundred times without as much as profitable season. Yet at the hundred-and-first time it will show great earnings, and I know it wasn't the last two franchises that did it, but the 100 double franchises that came before.

Come on, Eileen!

Love you, man. Hope you're doing ok.

I refuse to read anything that anyone says on Yelp. I use it all the time though because I want to see pictures of the food before I go.