Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

Jowls

I’m in N Dallas and we have a variety.

Fuck terrorists

I usually don’t want to spend money on other peoples’ projects, and I’m not even a Ford guy. But the presence of a manual transmission in places where one oughtn’t to find one always does jiggery-pokery things to my bibbity-bobbity bits. I don't have $14,900, and if I did I would spend it on other more necessary…

The cars were....

::Heavy driving electric guitar riff::

“On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar!”

How many you got?

YES! Also YES (possibly bigger yes) to bhtooefr’s comment. I’ve been doing a project for the past couple of years that involves drawing side-views of pickup trucks—originally that’s all it was, but now it’s grown to include all American cars since the postwar era. I’m about 75% done. To try to illustrate (no pun…

I ran a rally once with a college friend in a Lotus 7 back in ‘70. We were standing at opposite ends of the car when we both noticed someone starting to sit on the fender wing. I tackled him high and the owner tackled him low, putting him on his butt instead of the fender. The only weak spot on the car.

I got on my tall donkey a bit too fast, sorry

I wouldn’t touch Chrysler with a 10ft. dildo. Chrysler is for bankruptcy fetishists.

Neutral: VW should Buy FCA. I know both companies have huge troubles right now. VW we know builds a pretty good small car, FCA builds some pretty decent trucks and SUV's. VW has raised something like 20B in bridge loans from the private sector to help pay off the DieselGate fiasco, thusfar to my knowledge the German…

Free beer is free beer.

I know this looks bad but did anyone even bother to check the front passenger seat for a huge puddle of gas to rule out a unfortunate mixup?

David, I am digging’ your posts! They are thorough and point out many safety checks everybody should be doing.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I’m falling cab over wheels for this thing.

If I can, do I get your life?

Can I make you my whipping boy?

pfft easy... just check your register and arrest the only 10 guys in texas who didnt have guns yet.... ill take my 5 grand in quarters plz

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