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Wait.....who gets the 72 virgins if no one is in the vehicle?

What do you do when your Aston breaks down and you don’t get a loaner from the dealership?

Yeah, but it still cooks the outside and leaves the person cold in the middle. It also makes them mushy and they never taste as good as when they're cooked fresh.

Brain-tumors, here we go!

I sure don’t want to go looking through $kay’s internet history...

“He has transcended humanity and become a godlike car person.”

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

First of all, wonderful choice Mr. Demuro, Doug Demuro.

In the end, I’ll only have two cars and my biggest issue will be figuring out how to prevent myself from relapsing on Craigslist.

Recipe for Disaster

I totaled two cars in 2 years. One was due to severe weather, and many cars died that day.

7 people sit on top of the table.

Maybe I’ve spent too much of the last year immersing myself in the theory and practice of local alternative currency systems, but this seems to be the perfect opportunity to make use of that model. What the Netherlands needs is an alt currency based on sex. Let’s call it “Intercoin” for now. It would allow people to…

You’re missing the point — if we were to use modern tech to essentially re-build a car with Model T specs (20 HP, 1200lbs, zero emissions or safety restrictions, etc) , it could hit 80-100 MPG EASY. Bernie’s fundamental point is that automobile progress has stagnated, and that’s provably absurd.

Are you kidding? Engine efficiency is dramatically better. You could replace that Model T’s 20 HP engine with a 100+HP Ford Ecoboost 3 cyl that would likely get around 50-60 MPG if it had to pull around a 1200 lb car. This isn’t pedantry, it’s just getting things right.

I have some world wide web searching to do.

Well, in Whoville they say - that the Grinch’s small [redacted] grew three sizes that day.

eBay > cars > ending soonest. See what’s cheap. ‘Merry xmas, I bought you another project.’

This post has three paragraphs and you refused to read them all. Get back in your first-gen Rouge and get out of here.