And congratulate McMike on what has to be his tenth #COTD.

What’s scarier? Florida

That top view is - and I’m using a technical term here - the tittyballs.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

there are cars you can afford to buy, and cars you can afford to own.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

I have to nominate my (new to me) bucket truck. A 1995 Chevy 1 1/4 ton platform with a 40' Altec bucket on the back. She weighs in at 13,800 lbs with a super stiff suspension meant to be able to handle an extended bucket even if the stabilizers are up, 70 psi in the tires, and well worn bushings, she rides rougher…

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Dear god, do NOT google image “Blowing trannies like a pro”

Ironically, that’s how the wife describes my business; “chainsaw looking monstrosity”...

Too much pre-race Chipotle?

Finally something is accessible on an Audi engine without assuming the maintenance position.

Whoa...

Dude...

Sometimes I peruse eBay for Testarossa parts. Knowing I will never afford the whole car, sometimes a small trinket or a piece I can hang on my wall will do....

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

I feel like clicking that link would be like wandering into the bunny ranch without a condom.

NEED TO SELL ASAP!!!