Hot take: Jeff Buckley’s cover of Hallelujah is the definitive. All other versions can go home and take a seat. This one can sit in the cold, dark, moldy basement.

Or is this just fantasy?

Was just about to suggest Chewing Gum, which is DIVINE. Takes a little bit to pick up on its vibe and get past the WTF-ness, but it’s so worth the effort.

Have you seen “Chewing Gum”? The creator/star specifically wanted to portray people who live in a housing project in a positive light. I think it worked, and it’s almost painfully hilarious.

Whenever I’m stressed I have dreams about my teeth falling out and now I’m going to be even more stressed that my teeth are actually going to fall out.

It’s true.

The “justification” for an abortion is that the patient wants one, period. Your idea of what the “right reasons” (I can only imagine what those are in your worldview) for an abortion matter not one whit to anyone who is not you. Abortion is often PRECISELY for people who want to correct mistakes made in bed that…

Sometimes I hear mid 90s to early 00s hip hop and R&B songs where even the clean version is pretty dirty and am amazed they played them at dances. “Too Close” is literally about getting a boner while dancing with someone but they def played it at my middle school dances.

I did the short overalls AND the oversize flannel shirt with the highwaisted boot cut jeans and stompy boots (both with the crop top). I thought I was hot shit in both, but now no.

Right? I had a pair of shorts overalls that I wore the teeniest of tiny crop top under. I fucking loved that outfit. Today, nobody needs to see that on me.

Oh lordy this was my small town Kansas high school, to a tee - except for some reason no one cared about the dancing, just how the girls dressed. All the dudes would roll up in their pickup trucks, confederate flags on the back, blasting Jay-Z’s Big pimpin’ or Gangsta’s Paradise... and nerdy, bookish MedaMelange is…

Also from rural Alabama. Ginuwine Pony was our go to dance song.

I mean, if you haven’t shouted “down skeet skeet mothafucka” at prom, did you really go?

What’s in Perth? No idea, all I know about Australia is:

Needing a dark brown mascara is 90% of the reason I buy Diorshow, even though it’s pricey. I used to have a MAC one that was perfection, but they stopped making it :( I just want big full lashes and not to look like I have dark black circles around my eyes...is that too much to ask?

Could also be:

“Some of my best friends have children.”

I get the best results when I curl my lashes first (I use a cheap metal Revlon eyelash curler I’ve had forever). I’ve even stopped wearing other eye makeup because of how much it opens my eyes. I hope it works for you!

I feel bad for this kid! His petty crime made international news because of a name he probably already gets loads of shit for.