First, I want to apologize directly to the young woman involved in this incident. I want to apologize to her for my behavior that night and for the consequences she has suffered in the past year. Although this year has been incredibly difficult for me personally, I can only imagine the pain she has had to endure. I…

“[The nurse] stated that there were several lacerations to the victim’s posterior fourchette or vaginal area, and two of those lacerations were approximately one centimeter in length,” testified Det. Winters. “And there were many, I believe, 2 millimeter lacerations. Too many to count… [The nurse] stated that the…

Europeans: OMG you Americans are so obsessed with race. We don’t have the same problems as you do.

What’s it like to be too stupid to Google my username to find an explanation for its significance?

Dude, he’s a fucking white nationalist...flag and dismiss.

Really? You think something was left out from the story eh.

White people left Detroit en masse 50 years ago. Now all of a sudden it’s “hip” to say you live in the city and so white people feel they can take back ownership of something they essentially abandoned. Believe me, you’re going to see a lot more stories like this one as the gentrification seeps into the neighborhoods,…

Wow, what a piece of shit county and police department.

“Plus The Dark Knight isn’t anywhere near as important to the genre.”

I always thought Grace would have been a much better Spider-Man than McGuire. Even before getting powers, Peter was a wiseass. Snark was his defense mechanism, and Grace is good at snark.

The Platinum Level White iPhone will also round up 65 white women to lie for you if you are even nominated to the Supreme Court!

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

She’s being punished for going through all that bullshit without achieving the “payoff” of actually killing a black man.

Here’s the thing though. All those assholes, when faced with the prospect of violating church doctrine, could have chosen to have consensual encounters with adults. It still would have been wrong in the eyes of the church. Yet they still chose the kids. I like to think that letting clergy be sexual would fix this, but…

I will just keep reposting it

It’s a little different when it’s your own kid; and you can get co-parent to do some of the cooking and cleaning, or prioritize needs as a single parent.

I had almost the same experience, except I kept accidentally texting my McDonald’s servers with messages meant for my SO saying “OHHH NOOOO NOT ANOTHER BLACK MCDONALDS SERVER!!!!!!”

Having a baby makes you racist?

I’m not even sure most Skyrim players were aware that it was part of “The Elder Scrolls” series for years.

I’m not even sure most Skyrim players were aware that it was part of “The Elder Scrolls” series for years.