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Hey everyone, found the incel!

The Fyre Festival debacle was one of the best times ever to be on the internet and one of the few bright spots of 2017. It brought so much joy to so many people. I for one, appreciate Ja Rule’s contribution to my entertainment last year.

if there is one bigger asshole in the world it’s johnny carson. he was such a terrible person...

I’ll go further and say the original cast is the worst sustained cast SNL has ever had. Gilda Radner may have been the nicest person in the world, but her sketches were interminable and almost entirely dependent on funny voices. Belushi might of been awesome to do coke with, but he just yelled all the time. Murray’s…

Um, you do know looking into the locks could prove she was lying about the door being ajar, and about going to his place accidentally thinking it was hers, right? 

The naivete of you shocks me. The lawyer is making a point, that doesn’t mean he’s actually surprised.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

This is 100% ridiculous. You have no idea whether or not there affordable African-American employment lawyers who were willing and able to take his case in his area. Please stop. 

I’m not the one to say whom he should hire, but this from the website:

One of the most difficult things to teach young doctors, is that the social privilege and respect one obtains from assuming the role of healer, comes with the corollary of social expectations of propriety and respect for those who have put their trust, and indeed their lives, in your hands. You don’t suddenly turn…

I have to hear about how Hillary didn’t campaign in Wisconsin all the time, but none of these articles about Our Revolution, Bernie Sanders or Nina Turner point out that Bernie purposely ignored every single southern state in 2016.

...just when I thought I’d seen the last of Nina “The Freakin’ Cable News Sound Bite Queen” Turner.

That is fucking ridiculous - I was on the Metro a few months ago and a white woman started yelling at a woman of color who was sipping from a COVERED travel mug. I happened to have a bottle of water on me (I usually don’t) so I got it out and invited the woman to join me in a drink and told the white woman to mind her…

I actually walk the other side of the street and away from white men when I can. They scare me the most. One of my most traumatic memories is when Iwas on the metro and was overheated so I took out my water bottle for a sip. A white man loomed over me and started on at me about how I shouldn’t be drinking it. I argued…

There’s still Tom Hanks and John Oliver on the good side, at least for now...

I’m old enough to remember the rumors that Morgan Freeman had an inappropriate sexual relationship with his step-grandkid, so I’m finding it hard to be surprised he is a creep.

I’m starting a GoFundMe to cover my legal expenses after I beat this guy to death.

If you have a robust immune system, that just means you become an asymptomatic carrier who unknowingly passes it on to people who have compromised immune systems and couldn’t get the flu shot.