My house only has 1 bathroom. Nope. Not going to happen. I refuse to do it. I have 2 little kids and I don't let them in the bathroom while I poop either.

I may have pooped in front of my husband while giving birth, but he has sworn he’ll always say I didn't. I had to pee in front of army people for 10 years. Never again. Never peeing or pooping in front of another person if I can help it.

Both of my children were desperately wanted and I was so miserable every goddam fucking day.

I just listened to it. It’s *way* too cheerful and upbeat.

Dumb people are dumb.

It's why I buy the cheap ALDI brand ones - they're all bad for you. But... Everything in moderation, right?

Legally, my son is James. I hate Jim or Jimmie/y. He's Jamie - completely. I sometimes forget it's actually James.

I will say this in his defense. My husband had curly hair growing up (think Seth Rogen’s hair). Then during puberty it became tight corkscrews. Then when he hit 24/25 it got to be much looser curls. Every few years as his hormones change it gets curler or straighter. He’s now 40 and it’s at one of its straighter…

THANK YOU. Exactly. Said better than I could.

Asshole. Wait... Sometimes I use Honey. But mainly asshole. Usually just his name in exasperation.

That’s so sad for your dad. My aunt’s first memories of are being in her crib or playpen for HOURS. Grandma died when she was 2 and the lady my grandpa got to watch the kids (mainly her) didn’t interact much with her. Fed her, changed her, but that was it. My mom was in school already otherwise she would have played…

It's so obnoxious it circles back around to cool. And it has pockets! That being said, the other two dresses I ordered that I thought would fit? Umm... Way too damn busty for them and should have ordered a size up. But I'd still order from them in a heartbeat.

My sister married a Brit in April or May and the official wedding is in a month or so (they didn’t say anything before they got married because they wanted his family to come for the party and knew that if they knew he was already married to her they wouldn’t - so mom and dad and I know and that’s it). The whole…

I just had that moment about an eShakti dress that I put short sleeves and a knee length skirt on. It’s supposed to be a v-neck sleeveless thigh length skater dress. It’s got a hideous 80s floral pattern. I feel fabulous in it. It's funny how that happens!

Fuck this shithead. *I* was in the military for 10 years. I’m an Iraq War veteran. Granted, I had a relatively cushy deployment, but that was just luck of the draw.

Jesus... This is horrible. Especially for young soldiers. They’ll get trapped.

My stepson is almost 15 and I can *see* when he’s doing a poor job so I’ll get annoyed and do it myself. I’ve learned that if there’s no real rush I remind him that if he *wants* to spend 3 hours doing something that should only take an hour (dishes), then that’s *his* choice. But that he’s the one making himself…

Exactly. He’s doing SOMETHING but not actually helping with the task at hand.

You know the right Canadians. She’s also an idiot. Who had a vaginal prolapse (after having two live births in 10 months - she didn’t realize you could get pregnant 4 weeks after giving birth) but won’t go get it fixed or even pursue therapy because it’s too embarrassing. But will bitch and moan about how she’s had a…

Ooh... You speak to the wrong Canadians. I have a “friend” who wishes she lived in the states because you get in to the doctor so much quicker. And she bitches about the cost too. Me tellin her how much I paid for the birth of my son, and that was WITH insurance? Shut her up for only a minute. She didn’t want to hear…