That's what I was thinking too, but you stated it more eloquently.

The Current damn lost its collective mind in the last year. All the dj’s who have had to take sabbaticals and then the firing of Barb Abney? Nuts.

My OB/GYN says “whatever works and as long as you’re prepared for a big oops” in regards to pull out. It totally works if the guy knows his body! My husband and I did it in conjunction with opk strips to know when we had to pull out and when we could not worry about it.

My MIL pulls shit like this on my husband. She expects him to call and be involved in her and FIL’s lives, but doesn't call us ever.

What decided it for my husband was saying “how old will I be when they graduate from HS?” He’s going to be 56 and 58. Damn. That’s old. I’m “only” going to be 50 and 52. I *was* supposed to be done having kids by the time I was 30, but finances were literally not there to even start until I was 31.

Ooh, good point. The last I heard she was found and then nothing.

There was ALWAYS a box of books we could “borrow” before the sale date at my B Dalton - including HP. If we ever got caught (by anyone who cared) we would have been so fired and the manager would have said we stole it.

When I worked at Chipotle and knew I was getting pneumonia (my goddaughter gave it to me, she was hospitalized for it by the time I got sick) my manager made me come in (at 7am) to get someone to cover for me. I called everyone on the list, looked at him, said “sorry” and dragged my ass to urgent care. I was back at…

I talked to my 14 year old stepson about what Josh did. He was appalled. “You don’t do that! That’s just so wrong!” That was his response.

We didn’t dance to our actual song because it was too long. I chose an upbeat, peppy number by The Nylons because it was way shorter.

Exactly. I was fat pre-baby. I weigh exactly the same after 2 kids, but it's a whole different kind of fat. Even if you weigh the same and are just as strong, your body looks different.

She'll go like Tyra went to Harvard. I.E. - not really.

I can no longer take pictures of my toddler without him saying “pit-chur, pit-chur”. I can barely hold my phone without him saying that. I try to take pictures of the 3 month old and the toddler gets in the way trying to see what the hell I’m trying to take a “pit-chur” of.

Sounds silly - but fast food restaurants are how we trained our now 2 year old to eat in public without being a pain. Every Sunday since he was born he and my husband have lunch out with my husband’s best friend. It’s only at Culver’s, but it means when we go to a nicer restaurant for dinner he knows how to act.

yeah. I look at it and think, "wash your hair, part it on the side and blow dry it straight!" When it's natural, you don't want it.

Because it's delicious! And who goes to DQ for a lower calorie treat?

Frozen hot chocolate from DQ is fucking amazing. It's basically a shake. Soft serve, ice, hot fudge, whip cream on top. I craved them nonstop while pregnant.

Are you friends with me? For real, we were naked immediately after having sex because he "didn't want anything between us".

I've witnessed this on Chopped. They think they're such amazing hot shit and then BOOM. They suck.

PREACH! My sister is this. And then tries to play it off like its "just this easy thing" and "super simple" and "not expensive". I know I lead a much more pedestrian life than her out here in the lower-middle suburbs, but her playing off her carefully crafted lifestyle as easy and cheap... Ugh. I spend way less than…