My mom despised (and still does) pasteurized process cheese food. It makes her gag. We had eggs, milk, cheese, and butter. No meat of any kind. Not for lunches, even. Because we weren’t purchasing any meat that meant she had money for cheese. Plus we lived in a small town adjacent to dairy country. Cheese to be had at…

My mom would make “upside down cornbread pie”. Which is this, just turned out (like pineapple upside down cake) on a serving platter. And she’d basically just use kidney beans in chili sauce. And once turned out she’d top with fresh of the block shredded cheddar. Can you tell we were poor? 

He is?! My bad! lol... It was a stab in the dark.

Travis Scott is more “street”. Read: Black.

My SIL was on a cruise during the hurricanes and she bitched about the whole damn time. Like, you went on a cruise during hurricane season. What did you honestly expect?

Her older siblings (besides Kendall) are Kardashian. She and Kendall and Kardashian Jenners.

I mean, I get it. We want our children to be 100% perfect and classmates are assholes. Like, yes, there are bigger things to worry about. My son is ASD and that comes with a whole group of worries. But if he needed glasses I would be legit sad about it. For a little bit. It’s ok to feel things differently.

She’s just on the cusp of the second trimester.

A few years back Costco had their KS tanks with shelf bra. I bought like 6 twin packs and used them around the house while I was breastfeeding (a total of 3 years!), plus for sleeping. No support whatsoever for my then G’s, but kept them semi contained and available. I am down to my last couple of them and am going to…

I loved that BuzzFeed article. It was such a good read!

It wasn’t even special ed - institutionalized was my understanding.

...fuck. Now I only see that. Goddammit.

Literally put my 20 year old, Old Man Cat named Honey to sleep yesterday. I bawled when they gave us the card with his paw prints.

I tore and actually told my OB when he was starting to sew me up “don’t make me so tight - he’s girthy” and nodded towards my husband. My OB raised his eyebrows and went on sewing. I was not looser, but I wasn’t tighter. Second kid, tore again, didn’t have to say anything (same OB), ended up about the same again.

This is the second time she’s had to cancel shit because of her vocal chords being wonky. She needs a vocal coach. Badly.

I helped photo a full mass catholic wedding. Guests were dressed for “da club”. I’m an atheist and was really side-eying the whole mess.

THIS! They hate to admit hey made a mistake!

The judge knew she’d only serve about 10 because of overcrowding. This way she can take the “easy” option, but actually is more of a punishment?

I don’t know if any of you remember Tashi and her husband Wash who died of brain cancer. The Regretsy folks were very good to them. The state of Arizona denied him care because “you’re dying, it’s not cost effective to give you palliative care.”

Ok, women looking fly as hell for other women is internalized misogyny? Learn something new every day.