Gotcha. He calls it his acorn. Only "disappears" when he gets super cold.

Mr Tutie is a grower, and by the standards set down in the first paragraph, has a micropenis when flaccid. However - he's thick and damn long enough when erect. My cervix that has been bruised by him is proof.

Isn't she adopted?

I'm an OIF Vet (07-08) - and when people thank me for my service I want to scream. I had a pretty cake-y job and deployment. Shit yeah, I will take my VA backed home loan (at 3.5%!), my disability (thanks for making me injure myself doing unsafe PT, leadership!) and my healthcare. But stop fucking thanking me for…

We got married by a Unitarian minister, but only because I felt like a fraud using a Christian pastor (and she was totally unjudgey about us living together before marriage unlike his pastor). HE thinks they're a bit too hippy-dippy. Plus UU isn't a Christian sect and he wants to attend a Christian church.

My mom literally could not birth either my older sister or myself. She came from small polish/russian peasant stock. Small heads, small pelvises. Dad came from big, tall scandinavian stock - big heads. BIG heads. My cousin held the record for largest newborn head circumference at their local hospital for many years.

I used it as a block quote when I shared on Facebook. Seriously, modern medicine is amazing.

So glad all my kids are going to be boys. Shave the head!

Sort of? My husband was a church-goer and did small group and all that crap. I'm an atheist. He has a son from a previous marriage (almost 14 now!) and we have an 18 month old and I'm due in January. I am leaving the whole "go to church" thing in his hands. And since he's lazy and likes to sleep in on Sundays it's…

My husband, at least on the surface, was a great big NO to me. Divorced with a kid, Christian (religious at all), non-drinker, republican. He's actually what I call a "true Christian", because he follows what Jesus said, not what a church or the bible says. I like my stepson well enough, and Mr Tutie is a pretty good…

We don't normally - but it was over $200 for the longboard he really wanted and we're poor. We told him that if he REALLY wanted it that's how it was going to have to be. Since he's a child of divorce he has 4 sets of grandparents. He makes out just fine.

DSS (age almost 14) asks for ridiculousness all the time. We point out that the car I'm driving only cost $300 and what he wants is 1/2 that price (skateboard last Christmas that he ended up getting and was a joint birthday/Christmas present because he's a December baby) - or more in the case of the xbone and ps4 he's…

As a teen I had hair long enough to wear in a cool pony like that. My hair is stupid thin, it looked ridonk. I bought a piece that I either put on with a claw style barrette or used magic to get it to stay. It didn't quite match - it looked a bit lighter than my hair, as though it was the sun damaged part - but…

Genius!

Re: birth and wanting to be in the room with you. Ummm... NO! You can check in at the hospital as "anonymous" or whatever and they'll only let people in that are explicitly allowed by you. If they aren't on the list, they don't get in.

How about the term "projects"? Because my mom grew up in the projects and when I mention that people say "But you're white, your mom couldn't have grown up in the projects". UGH... Jews lived in ghettos in Europe, I grew up hearing about family that lived in the ghetto too.

Until I got pregnant I had only ever seen female practitioners. My male OB/GYN has been the best practitioner I've ever seen. He takes my concerns seriously; every female I've seen brushes them off or downplays them. "Oh, that's normal," but then doesn't explain WHY it's normal.

First off, no one should hit anyone. Second? Fuck this guy.

Hey, the amber actually works. For my kid, it works. It is the ONLY "crunchy" thing I do. I vaccinate and give sugar and fast food and use disposable diapers.

I do my fastest running drunk. I'm the worlds slowest runner (according to the army and all the pt tests I've ever taken) but I kick ass when drunk. I don't feel the pain and breathe the way you're supposed to - in through the nose and out through the mouth.