I'm due in Jan! I think NRB (new royal baby) is due in April. Just because they announced around 8 weeks before.

I can't help it. I'm excited! We'll have two of our kids the same years! Mine are 3 months older than hers, but, whatever! Same year!

I just got a job at a security monitoring company. It's without a doubt mind-numbing at times. But it's just challenging enough to keep it overall interesting. Most of the people at my company who have been there long term just fell in to the job. My trainer got his art history degree using his Vietnam GI bill. There…

Once within a few seconds of eachother. ONCE. We've been together (sexually) for 7 years

I got married on the Sunday before Labor Day - yesterday was 6 years exactly! We did it so people could travel if needed and only had people there for the ONE DAY. We're cheap and broke and introverts.

Damn straight! I would be happy with basic medical care that didn't take months from them!

Been there, done that, bought the tshirt. Worst sex ever. Plus he was a virgin at 26 until we met. No technique. And obsessive. And insulted when I didn't orgasm.

My sister is allergic to casein, not just lactose. Plus gluten. Cooking for her is NOT FUN.

I read this on Facebook yesterday and really liked it. Thank you Claire!

Same! I had delicious food - and free beer and wine. It was AWESOME!

Every time the car needs fixing I make Mr Tutie negotiate. I've gone and done the negotiating (when we were first married), and the bullshit that I went through... Mr Tutie basically won't let me because although he realizes that it's sexist and complete and utter bullshit that the assholes treat me like shit, we're…

I almost wore it again - but I found a column gown FULLY BEADED for only $40 (once again, the fall before prom) with a thigh high slit and spaghetti straps. I was va-va-va-VOOM in it! Super uncomfortable, could barely move, much less dance. But since I couldn't get a guy to go to prom with me it was wasted. I was…

Prom May 8 '98 (it was my dad's birthday, the only way I remember the day!) I bought a princess dress in October or November the fall before. It was from Macy's women, originally $250, bought for $70, and I was so excited that no one else was going to have a princess dress. The previous prom was all short dresses or…

I wore my prom dress SO MANY TIMES! As did my BFF. Lots of halloweens.

yep. My cousin got his last DUI (that took away his license and cars plates) that way. He knew he shouldn't drive so he was sitting in the drivers seat with the car off, but keys in the ignition and was asleep. BAM! DUI. Keys in ignition, sitting in drivers seat, car was off.

Congratulations! I'm due with #2 in January as well. But your plan was my plan with #1! I held off on the epi as long as I could (not long, back labor sucks) and said to DH - "what if nursing gets too hard?" And he said "so we use formula, no big deal." I wanted do cloth but he said "let's wait to buy them or start…

I had to go in to work at Chipotle (7am) to try and find someone to cover my shift (at 10am) WHEN I HAD PNEUMONIA - instead of going to the doctor to get meds for pneumonia. I ended up looking at my manager after not finding someone, saying "sorry" and I walked out. I was back less than two hours later with a doctors…

Yes, I know they're different. I said I wanted one or the other.

This'll sound stupid - but I hope she is. My son is a couple months older than George and I think it'd be cool to have our kids at the same time again. Or at least, the same year - I'm due in January.

In Minnesota you have to get licensed by the state. Which is nice, because you can then work anywhere. I mean, you can get lifeguarding jobs without being licensed - but that's a little scary.