Gawd... I do it too! It's like we want to not offend people. It's akin to the "I'm not racist, but" offensive stuff.

At camp (20 years ago) we always used a can of chocolate frosting because it was cheaper! Now it's all I use.

Where do you get your 38I's? I need to find an actual brick and mortar store to get some.

Yep. My sister was one of those. DREADED going to visit her because of the her improv group.

Campfire Girls for life! Ok, I quit in middle school, but god wasn't stressed AT ALL and we did all the fun stuff. No sashes, we wore vests. Which was AWESOME because you had so much more room for patches! You also got beads for something (candy sales?) and you'd make cool patterns sewing them on.

It depends if he was in drag or not when he recorded it. In drag: her. Not in drag: him.

So how do things work vis a vis backstage passes? Is it a lottery system, or ...?

If it's chunky they'll have to use ripe avocados. Because they can't always get ripe avocados and waiting for them to ripen is just NOT going to happen they have to make it super smooth and beat the shit out of it.

I worked at Chipotle and I agree. It's just ok.

VIP tickets are standard here. Unless you're going to a book signing, meet and greets will cost you money. And at a book signing you're expected to buy the book in question.

Your comment appeared to be VERY bitter. My philosophy is "Meh. Rich people/celebrities get stuff I don't." My cousins just bought a 1/2 million dollar house on a lake and I'm barely able to make bills. They get more/better stuff than me because they have money. BFD.

You sound like you could use some caffeine/chocolate. Lighten up.

I literally only remember being spanked ONE TIME. It ended with my mom in tears. I can't remember what I did, but I remember her bawling. I had to comfort her.

I love Haim! Este (the bass player) has the BEST BASS FACE EVER!!! My husband bought me the album as a stocking stuffer, but couldn't wait to give to me so I got it as a Thanksgiving present.

For Minnesota or Wisconsin?

THIS!!!! The elderly are not able (in most cases) to be their own advocate and NEED FAMILY TO HELP!

The fact that polio is still a standard vaccination that all responsible parents get their children? Or the fact that the parents actually were not rabid anti-vaxxers?

As a depressed teen my mom's standards for me (on the weekend) were 'You have to be wearing a bra.' Since I was a DD at 15 and hated to get out of jammies it was a reasonable compromise. I looked like a slob, but at least the jubblies were contained.

Except FAS is pretty obvious in babies. And even knowing wouldn't help a ton except for being in therapy to learn to deal with it and eventually get on meds. One FAS girl I knew finally was old enough for lithium when she was a teen and... Ugh... It's all such a mess. Where it fell apart for Denise is that the boys…

Shandy is with lemonade I thought?