Thanks for the link! I read it and then forgot who linked me. It's an amazing read.

I was the idiot who bought a house in her district. I feel you.

I love my house and the fact that it's only 2 houses away from the Mississippi in a gorgeous smallish town. I don't love that it's a white enclave. At my place of work there is ONE black person. Sadly, he's the only black person I know (IRL at the moment - I was in the Army and none of my Army friends live anywhere…

Michele, we're not ready for YOU to be president because you SUCK. HARDCORE. I can't believe that Jim Graves didn't beat you. YOU SUCK.

Yeah. Similar to how it's ok to post pictures of Josh Hutcherson from when he was 17, but not from Zathura.

The next something positive plush is going to be Woogie! I'm so excited!

Well... My husband BOUGHT them for me, but I've interacted with all 4 for a while. They might remember me?

If my husband ever gave me a teddy bear I think I'd be a little disgusted. Gross. Like, seriously.

Yeah, I don't use "pro-life", I use "forced-birth".

I only remember because it's the LAST day in August. If we hit September, well... NBD.

My dad is an exercise anorexic. "But I eat, and I eat healthy" he says. "But you don't eat enough" is my response. He's DECIDED that he's gluten and lactose intolerant all of a sudden - when he never complained or noticed the gluten or lactose ever before in his 60 years. Just another way to control what goes in…

5 pounds a MEAL? That's $7.50 a meal! Shit, that's $22.50 a DAY. I could eat like a KING!

My 10.5 month old knows that I don't always take photos with my phone, but he knows EXACTLY what my camera is used for and lunges for it. My mistake - I showed him the back of it.

Mr Tutie said that he hated babies and couldn't stand them and had no patience for them. He has a now 13 year old son from his first marriage (and boy does that kid have issues, not all from his mother, but from my husband not being a good single dad) and we have a now 10 month old son. Before the 10 month old was…

Really? Where I'm from we call it a Starry Night. And, actually, they're not that bad!

Leave out the Rumpleminz and you have a Starry Night.

I tense my stomach all the time. I have bad knees and having a strong core has made most of the pain go away. It's actually painful to relax it. I need to find a happy medium.

Constant low grade nausea, no vomiting. My entire pregnancy was that way, I had a boy. Now, a friend, when pregnant with a boy had no nausea at all. Duchess Catherine, when pregnant with George, had hyperemesis gravidarum.
No rhyme or reason to any of it.

Husbands family went "camping". They had a trailer that lived at a campsite year round and they'd go every weekend it was warm. Running water, minor electricity (no tv) and now he says "I hate camping". Bitch, please. You didn't camp. You had a BED to sleep in, not a sleeping bag on the ground in a leaky tent. And ALL…

I used to be a very touchy feely person. And then I was accused of sexual harassment at work. Because I touched a guy the same way I was touching the girls - a hand on their forearm. I stopped touching ANYONE. Really fucked me up but good. Add in being deployed with the army overseas for a year and I hate to…