Peeing immediately after sex usually works for me. Probably why it took a minute to get pregnant. And cranberry juice. or azo. Azo works.

PREACH! I'm not ambitious at all, as evidenced by the fact I have a shitty job and little college. I severely wanted to be a SAHM - and was saddened by the fact we couldn't afford it. I went a little stir crazy on my (unpaid) maternity leave and went back to work early. I only work 6.5 hours a day, 3 to 5 days a week…

Rilly? ONE album made you almost stop supporting public radio?

My 38 year old husband who, at the time, had only an 11 year old boy, gets ads for them. Now we have the 12 year old boy and the 5 month old boy. And still get ads for Justice.

You're looking at the wrong straight marriages! I married my husband because I can't imagine my life without him. We CHOSE to have a baby because we wanted to expand our family.

And the results were...?

Ohmigosh... For serious? In the intervening time since this picture he's decided he doesn't like pacifiers at all (prefers his thumb now) and will only nap on his stomach in his crib. "Back is best" and I do that - but two seconds later he's on his tummy and fast asleep. Roll him over and he always rolls back to his…

In 1963 my Uncle Mark died of leukemia. Since there was no treatment at the time except pain management (which wasn't so great) my dad remembers his parents basically whitewashing it for him and his older brother. "Mark's just a little ill, don't worry about it." They all knew what was coming, they just didn't talk…

Sex instead of eating, yeah? I like food WAY too much. I've even told my husband that if I had to choose only one thing to have - food or sex - I'd choose food. He chose sex. Somehow we're still married. Don't get me wrong, sex is a lotta fun (oh man is it ever fun) but I have a sensitive palate and food is just…

My mom has foot issues and they allow her to walk comfortably. She knows they won't tone her, but that's not why she bought them.

I had LITERALLY 14 people at my ceremony. That included the pastor and my husband and myself. Our reception was 70 people. It was lovely. Do you have to have EVERYONE at the ceremony? We did immediate family and one grandparent left alive, made it much easier.

Wow... You must be friends with some unlucky women.

His pacifier is tied on to the head, it's my jerry-rigged version of a wubbanub. He usually ends up pulling it out of his mouth.

Yeah... Did you miss the SUPERVISED part? And only for naps?

That's why my son sleeps on his side (supervised!) for naps, and has since day one. I switch sides too. Tummy time is great, but they spend so much time sleeping I wanted another option.

Yaz caused me to have my gallbladder out a good 10 to 20 years before it would naturally have gone bad. (My family has a history of gallbladder issues in your late 40's and early 50's).

Fa-yay is close. On the package it says Fa-yeh.

My vegetarian-ish sister worked in a vineyard in Argentina - meat, meat, and more meat. She's lactose intolerant and celiacs. They accomodated those, but didn't understand what the hell she ate if she didn't have meat. She never mentioned her non-meat preference, they were trying so hard.

Oh no! I have a bit more than two days worth stored for medical emergencies. I rotate it out, but adding to it is pretty damn hard now that I'm back at work. The weekends are busy so it's hard to add a pumping session in with the nursing.

She and her white husband joke ALL the time about how he has "yellow fever". She's all around very "edgy" with what she finds funny. Then again... She might have some self-hatred. She grew up Korean in a very very white part of Minnesota and although she knew she was adopted, she wanted to look like all her bland,…