Yep. All the damn time. EVERY married person I knew had a deployment wife or husband. All us singles didn't really fool around - but the marrieds couldn't keep it in their pants.

My reaction was like Howard's - "she's going to destroy her voice! She'll have polyps!"

I don't know - I know some biracial families and these are the type of "inappropriate" jokes that they make. Especially my friend Emily who is Korean raised in a blond, blue eyed family. It made her feel like a real family member - if that makes sense.

I just say "I loved my epidural. And it wasn't that horrible after I got it."

I grew up mainly vegetarian and have had to learn how to cook beef and pork since I married my husband 5 years ago. Before then I only ate red meat and pork at restaurants but made chicken dishes.

Because of how I've been treated in the past I always make my husband deal with anything car related. I will call around to get quotes on specific things and then he will call and confirm. He ALWAYS gets a lower price. I get treated like dirt and it pisses him off.

I'm a very liberal us army oif vet who couldn't care less about what people do to our flag. That stupid meme about the kid who won't stand up for the pledge of allegiance (or any complaint about kids not saying the pledge in school anymore) piss me off because I hate the jingo-istic way the pledge is used. I guess it…

Yeah, thought that was obvious!

Aahhhhh! Heart and Souls! I have felt like the only person who remembers that movie. Thank you.

Preach. And then - I have long enough nails I inadvertently scratch myself. And get blood WAY under my nails and don't carry a nail brush with me for washing my hands.

All well and good - but this may only mean she's decided to run for Senate or for the governorship.

My dad is an audiologist and sells hearing aids. He had a young man who would come to him every so often and say "the aids are picking up the radio again - you need to fix them." My dad would say he was fixing them and would call the young mans father. The dad would say "just tell him it's a delayed fix. I'll make…

I have a two month old. Only because we DON'T need child care can I go back to work. When we have a second I will be a SAHM. It'll drive me nuts at first - bit somehow I'll manage.

Man... I got all teary!

Where do you live? I'm in Minnesota and within a subset it's most certainly "a thing" - but most people only do it if they're going on vacation and want to not fry. Or for prom. Or to get some vitamin d in the winter.

My floors are pretty clean but we have cats and the hair is EVERYWHERE! I'd rather get it in my mouth than he get it in his. I can clean the hair out of my mouth - at 8 weeks old he cant.

I have an 8 week old and me and my husband do this ALL THE TIME! At first it was just me because we'd already shared germs for so long - but after a week of only me doing it my husband started to do it too. Kid hasn't gotten sick yet in the six weeks of germ sharing.

My sister always owns the current generation iPhone - but acts like it's NBD and that she doesn't care. "Oh, this? Yeah, I guess it's nice, it's just a phone."

I used to like Peanuts.

Only wore them AS a toddler and a kid under age 10.