This ONE time I'll say "Lay off of Goopy." I loved wearing a bikini when I was little. Actually - it's the ONLY time in my life I've EVER worn one! The favorite was the apple bikini - the top was 2 red apples, one with a little worm.

It's too late for me - I procreated.

My sister does that shit to me ALL THE TIME! Gets fuckin old. My mom thinks I'm overreacting, but I'm not.

I was one of the "lucky" ones who started fat and gained 3 pounds. 5 weeks post partum I'm down 12. All my clothes fit but my shape has changed. And I honestly don't remember my belly being this jiggly.

I own 3 mink coats and 1 mink stole. All of them were made 50 years ago or so. If my mom hadn't been such a good friend to one of her pals I would own a leopard pillbox hat.

As far as the armed forces are considered this has been illegal for a couple years. When we'd have a unit drug test they'd make sure to tell us it was "NOT ALLOWED".

I dunno - I really do get pegged as 10 years younger than I am. I mention my husbands age (six years older than me) and people get squicked out because they think he's 16 years or so older than me. It's not really a point of pride for me because people don't take me and what I've done seriously. (10 years army - hooah)

I dunno - breast milk can be useful. His baby acne and minor scratches healed/cleared up within hours when I applied some breast milk to them. If it the smell didnt get sour after an hour I'd attempt it on his light case of cradle cap.

My boobs have been saggy since I was 14. Bras are wonderful.

Dude - one more kid and these suckers are HISTORY! Can't wait.

Because when you're nursing you LEAK! It's so you can wear breast shields and not soak your mattress.

They (some assholes) found me on Monster and called me in to an "interview" and it was a pyramid scheme. Made me so mad.

Thank you so much for saying that being able to choose to live where there is adequate public transportation is a privilege.

This is completely about pushing a cause whilst in uniform. And unless you get express permission prior you aren't allowed to push an agenda. I had to get clearance a few years (8 years! wow - thought it was more recent) back to do voters registration on Memorial Day while in uniform. I asked up my chain of command…

You are the first person I've hearted since I created a new account 2 months ago.

The only two pieces of information other than war had been declared that we learned at Basic Training were: the space shuttle exploding and Mister Rogers had died. We were a bit perturbed over the space shuttle - but distraught over Mister Rogers dying. I cried. So did a few others.

Sasha Obama is a so awesome. I'll go to her Red Robin birthday dinner ANY day. This is just another thing that proves to me that the Obamas are NORMAL. She wanted to go to a semi-ok place for dinner. Not even anywhere special. So. Cool.

It's the whole reason I want to have two with my husband - the fact that I don't know if Gav (my stepson) will agree to take care of his dad AND me. Hell, he has his mom and his stepdad too (and an older stepsister and a younger half brother on that side).

Nowhere near as powerful (hitachi magic wands can be felt in the next room when turned on). But since I've only ever used a delicate touch and a 'light' vibe I don't need stronger?

This is my vibrator - it reminds me a lot of the one in the picture above. Yes, it plugs in. It has two speeds. It. Is. Awesome.