Unsure whether your deep knowledge of the JD and the Straight Shot oeuvre deserves awestruck admiration or abject pity...

If Kristaps was still a Knick he wouldn’t have taken no for an answer.

*Ellsbury reads Frrazier’s tweet

“stupid archaic tradition.” like wearing a uniform? why not let players look the way they want and wear what they want? stupid archaic traditions like uniforms and appearance need to be sublimated to the implacable whiny shitennial wants of comfort and expression. nothing more important than making sure that our…

You’d think a Packer would know what’s in his luggage.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

It’s hard to imagine what Lovullo could’ve said that would’ve been more offensive to Molina than to Timmons

I read this as “Aaron Bone”, and imagine him staring in “Damn Yankers”, a Yankees fan fiction adult film script.

This is satire, right?

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

They are playing him based on the Astros scouting reports, guh. Blame the Astros.

Best scams in baseball

Clearly he just isn’t gritty enough for the Cardinals and their fans.

JaVale McKnee amirite?!?

Krejci is a fucking stud, Seguin I’m pretty sure got my dog pregnant and I think Kessel might be eating my ice cream and sleeping on my futon every night.

“.....he was diagnosed with a broken femur, a broken pelvis, internal bleeding, bleeding on the brain, nine fractured ribs, and a broken neck.”

Dear Chris Berman,

Terrible, just awful. As a fan, it was truly hard to watch. But enough about the national anthem, the game was pretty good!

Counterpoint: they are the Knicks.

When two of these teams play, they should switch sides of the court so the teams are shooting at the wrong basket. Then they could play a normal basketball game, except the winner would actually be the loser.