Why do you have to be so negative about things? Positivity could really help this situation.

Judging from the purple color down there this storm seems a little pent-up.

That was my thought as well. There’s no mystery here. The owner purchased it realized he had made the biggest mistake of last century, and to avoid the shame of anyone else seeing his shame he hid it away, and took care of it lest he ever make such a mistake again. 

You forgot to mention that it may not be possible to climb some hills/mountains if the road is too steep, or weather conditions make it too slippery for the tires to have any grip.

But how will you know if you’ve reached the white line at the back of a parking space without it. You don’t expect people to turn around and look behind them do you? That’s just not how it should be done.

The space utilization in a Mirage is more. All Kei cars are narrow enough that you can’t even pretend there is room for a small child between two adults, and they are designed where the rear seats almost touch the glass of the rear window (think you can fit your hand in, but if you make a fist you can’t pull it back…

Now imagine trying to merge uphill (because every expressway in Japan is at least partly elevated, and the ones that aren’t frequently use underpasses for the on-ramps) into traffic that doesn’t have to make space for you. It’s not fun. Oh, and most of the Kei cars make 40-50hp. Only the turbocharged ones make 64hp.…

Well, that’s bullshit. Someone on the Jalopnik payroll must have a traffic court appointment, and doesn’t want to alienate the opposition.

I’m guessing this is an un-contested COTD.

Nope, that’s not the tone at all. That’s the thought of “Tom” which is made clear through the writing. Raph’s writing tone is more of a, “Look, I was going to just ignore this little bit of excrement, and not bother writing because sleeping is a better use of my time, but they wanted me to write so here’s why they…

Having lost control and spun through the comment section I have to agree with you.

No, thank you for wasting my time by adding your comment to the non-comments thereby increasing the time I have wasted by reading everything, plus your reply, and feeling the need to comment on your comment regarding non-comments, and not reading articles.

You know if you just give those rear wheels a little negative camber, you could probably get them inside the fenders so it isn’t “Mexiflush”...

That’s actually not true for most two lane roads in the USA as if both lanes pull off to the side and create an opening in the middle the space is maximized. Whereas if the vehicle is supposed to drive down the shoulder/edge of one lane then it has only the space left by the vehicles occupying that lane, and they most…

I’m sorry, but you’re really fishing with that one.

I’m not certain, but I have a feeling Microsoft will want to either: A) seize the product for infringement of the Master Chief’s assault rifle or B) get them to make custom painted ones to match all the variations of the assault rifle available in the next Halo.

Ok, so please don’t take this as me saying your spelling is wrong in the grammar nazi sense, but I was trying to figure out why I was reading compliant as complaint, and when I googled I realized that I was thinking compliant is spelled differently than just switching two letters. Who knew it was so easy to go from…

You don’t have to worry about the burn marks, you just have to worry about the lithium cells making the car go full Italian.

I was thinking strong bar magnets to align the horns, but, I doubt they’d support an entire bumper.