I have to say that this may be the farthest off-topic I have seen a Jalopnik post go. I’m impressed. And I’m not even including the fact that a post about a computer system problem is just barely transportation related/qualified for Jalopnik because it happened to the vending machines for passes for trains.

But I bet he doesn’t pay more lawyers

I think that’s how the majority of rich people everywhere think. After all, there’s no problem money can’t solve.

The headline reads a bit weird. It reads like he was practicing crashing. Which would make his death sort of ironic. I’m not sure it’s the tone you wanted to convey.

Of course, Tomek G would want a Model T... Is there anyone on Jalopnik who wouldn’t want a Model T?

I’m sure someone will take a crack at it.

Your horrible. Take your damn star.

Doing it yourself... that’s mendokusai. I’ll just use the automatic wash or pay someone to do it.

From what Gizmodo tells me about technology this is actually #3 and profit comes as a result of it.

I was all set to write David Tracy that it was natural that he likes the 1st Gen since it resembles a shrunken 90's Grand Cherokee with the “grey...cladding,” then got down to the comments and realized I hadn’t paid attention to who the author was until I saw the bug...oops... it’s just a Torchinsky article stating…

I started to think along those lines as it was in capital letters, but then realized that couldn’t be correct due to context as I read the rest of the sentence. Take your star.

This needs more stars.

Doesn’t this mean the cupholders count to?

Joke

Ok, your water cooler discussions are way too grounded and meaningful. Light and absurd is the way to go.

Do you mean literally? Because Jarvis is lines of code. There’s nothing physical, unless you mean the computer(s) housing Jarvis’s code, but that’s not really Jarvis. I think he wrote Jarvis though.

Not possible. It’s a DC Universe movie.

Or

How does this fit the different criteria? As Mexifinn said “the cockroach of the car world” - you may only see one, but there are a million others just lurking around the corner out of sight.

Perhaps that’s the reason why he was slower off the start?