Impalas are celebrated leapers. It was just living up to its namesake. 

Protip: Coinstar won’t charge a fee if you convert those coins to gift cards.

There’s always someone that chimes in with their SAAB story...

David

You might surprise yourself... depending on how much you love your car. I’m not endorsing this, but if a deer just attempted suicide by running in front of my car and was looking up from the road at me, I’d find a way to finish that bastard off.

Well it’s important to leave someone to ‘send a message’... LOL

You need to leave one as a witness.  Yes.

I was thinking the same, but I think she left someone alive to spread the tale...

“A) she looked the deer in the eye and broke the deer’s neck

Well, at least your not known as the only kid in your small farming town who hit a deer on his bike. o_O

You got me confused there for a while:

This is a bad take. That speed bump specifically causes him problems. Look more closely at the picture. It’s obvious there’s a problem specific to his garage. As he exits his garage, the sidewalk slopes down into a gutter, but the speed bump is much higher than the gutter.

Strange things indeed are afoot at the Circle-K.

Kill the Saleen with fire. Now.

Dude, I love that you love the thrill of the hunt and bringing rusty treasures from the past back to life...but you gotta get out and enjoy the actual using of your vehicles more.

That sounds like a damn fine weekend!  

Dammit. I never noticed that before. Jerk.

I like the look, but can't get over the split 4-spoke rear wheel vs. the off-center split 5-spoke fronts... I love both wheel designs, just separately. 

Jesus, dude, when we all told you on Tuesday to kill that Jeep-shaped pile of mouse shit with fire, we didn’t think you’d take us literally.