I mean, Ivana seems to think she should now be appointed the ambassador to the Czech Republic—which I could see happening. So, you know, entitlement.

He’s trying desperately to fill seats. Two for the price of one?

This is going to be a fantastically sad inauguration celebration, and that gives me immense pleasure.  

I love that she evidently dated a guy named Jerko before she married the world’s worst jerk.

Oh, I’m not a fan. I just won’t knock her for the harmless things.

It’s not Melania’s *fault* that her husband is a jackass, but the fact that she’s a voiceless complicit prop does matter.

I would really like to see the photos from some of those photo shoots. No, not THOSE -- I mean, did she do actual fashion, or is that just post-truth story?

I hope she only gets to use that hair and makeup room like twice before their reign is ended.

You. You... GTFO of here. I’m just.... NO.

Dude no. It doesn’t matter if you were born in 1930 or 2010, your fantasy literary and television heroes had all those qualities. But real heroes are, and have always been, real. Melania will not be one of those.

My guess is she will pave over and build it on top of the vegetable garden.

Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

She will show young girls how to whore themselves out to a rich dude, and how to apply makeup with a paint roller and trowel.... also, how to give Michelle Obama speeches.

It’s a comical tragedy. Less comedy than tragedy, though. Women and girls are about to be set back 150 years.

It’s important to note the huge difference between Melania’s planned renovations of the WH vs other first ladies. This is entirely for Melania, no one else, and adds nothing to the charm or character of the house. This is gross and I’m disappointed it’s being reported with a shrug.

I don’t know what she’s getting, but we all know what daddy wants to give her.

The presidential bedroom?

I’m pretty sure her idea of helping people is probably the same as Derek Zoolander’s.

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.

Trump’s signature forms little hood shapes. Hmm.