Plus, you will still have all hardcover and paperback editions of your books if you want to read them!

“If someone asks to borrow a pen and you hand them a fountain pen, chances are almost one hundred percent that they will hand it right back to you unused because they have no clue how to use it.)“

I know, I’ve been a Jezzie since Jezebel’s pre-gray days... guess I do not post often enough.

I LOVE IT that when you google “russian hookers” you see these results on the top of your search:

That’s easy. Amanda Danielle, aka Madison Moon Star, a notable chemtrail researcher is going to lead the investigation.

And chemtrails! Do not forget CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!

Ah thank you, THANK YOU Mr. Trump for bring this to EVERYONE’s attention, now what about CHEMTARILS??? The gub’mint has been sprayin’ us for years!!! We been’ dying! Skies ain’t the way they used to be!

I’m not Jewish, but my mother slapped me across the face when I got my first period.

Just don’t tell him your menses is red. He probably thinks it’s blue, just like in commercials.

He probably thinks that menses is blue, like in commercials.

I am not trying to be coy or anything; being serious; I have actually no idea who this person is.

I am not trying to be coy or anything; being serious; I have actually no idea who this person is.

Slightly off the main topic (not directly related to Manson’s long-delayed brush with death), but I thought you might find it interesting: http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/charles-manson-today-the-final-confessions-of-a-psychopath-20131121

“The first thing you notice about Manson is the X (later changed to a swastika) he carved into his forehead during his trial, to protest his treatment at the hands of the law, an act that was soon copied by his co-defendants – and, all these years later, by the girl sitting across from him, Star, who recently cut an X…

I envision him all decked out in Hannibal Lecter’s attire.

Who is she?

Or develops a sudden peanut allergy in the middle of nowhere.

That’s like almost everybody looked these days. Picking on someone’s hair is like picking on someone being overweight... you know, someone like Megyn Kelly in her formative years.

Have they ever? He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and led an uber-privileged life. Why should he change it now?

You mentioned Ayn Rand in a conversation that - by proxy - deals with abortion (PP being the proxy). I thought it’d be good to bring up her take on abortion, since it’s drastically different from Ryan’s. Rand, of course, it Ryan’s hero; that is, unless it is related to abortion/religion.