“Kate is a better actress than Angelina, who wasn’t even the best part of the movie she won an Oscar for, Girl Interrupted.”

I agree that Ora is NOT a model, will never be taken seriously by the modeling industry (even if she does occasionally pose for pictures), and should NOT be ANTM’s host/lead judge. Rest of the OP (not yours, Snackastic; yours is spot on), however, is punctuated with a bunch of bullshit.

“and no actual reason to be considered a celebrity”

“Rita Freaking Ora, a woman who has somehow managed to stick around despite doing absolutely nothing of note.”

“Kylie Jenner’s own security guards didn’t recognize her when she pulled up to the gate of her own damn house”

I am so sorry to hear you are so heartbroken. Will you need some safe space after I disagree with you on this?

Try the original version instead.

I love you. I’ve been a Cohen fan since mid-80's, when - as a 12-year old - I have heard his 1985 performance in Warsaw. Decided to learn how to play guitar then, too. With all respect to Buckley, fuck him and his version of “Hallelujah”. There is only one Cohen.

I did not know Kylie Minogue had a cosmetics line.

Kiki, just like her namesake, is not fond of wearing clothes. She prefers to be naked under her fur.

That’s why I don’t bible.

And, just like her namesake, Kiki is not fond of wearing clothes.

I misread it as “Crisis Angel”. I like my version better.

Sex is to be used only for procreation. It’s not a sin when a man - man only - cums inside a woman - again, it must be a woman - he is married to.

““Hallelujah,” a song that was originally released on his 1984 album Various Positions. The song was made famous by Jeff Buckley’s 1994 cover...”

Katpiss Neverclean is sleeping with Aronofsky now?

Not a fan of cooking shows per se, but she’s irresistible. And funny. And kind. And warm. And... listening to her makes me happy. Yes, we all need an emotional pick-me-up now and then, and she does it very well.

It is morbidly amazing how much harm a tiny man with bad teeth can do to one’s country. Kaczynski has a cult-like following among rabid, anti-Semitic, pro-Catholic, anti-LBGTQ, anti-Choice, anti-intellectual Poles. Facebook has just done a major purge of pro-National Radical Camp pages, and their fans are not quite…

Wish I could <3 this.

Shallow and kneeless.