I was actually hoping these two would beat the odds. So yes, I am right there with Bobby.

OMG but WWKD? What Will Kardashians Do? Will someone think of them, poor things, deprived of the limelight they do so rightfully deserve? And what about all the D-grade rappers they date? This is just SO unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Didn’t mean to turn you on” is a terrific song to begin with, but like what she did with it here.

#HandEgg.

I don’t care for Beyonce. Also, all great athletes - ALL athletes, for that matter - come with an expiration date, and Williams sisters are not an exception to the rule. I prefer the ballet-like rhythmic gymnastics over the intense tumbling and jumping that Ms. Biles excels at. But this is Jezebel and - as you have…

Where is all the dislike towards Taylor Swift/Lana Del Rey coming from? Now, imagine for a second that they are both dark-skinned, would you all still make fun of both? Or would your dislike turn into an adoration towards everything they do, Beyonce-like?

Summer is *NOT* over. First day of autumn is September 22nd. Still two more weeks to go.

Kim Kardashian West of the West on the West (left), Kim Kardashian West of the West on the East (right). Sorry about my drawing skills, they suck.

Kim Kardashian West of the West on the West (left), Kim Kardashian West of the West on the East (right). Sorry about my drawing skills, they suck.

I love you. and I thank you for bringing this up. I cannot take it anymore. FFS, nobody can see the vagina unless one’s a gynecologist. Organic food does contain pesticides, they just have to be non-synthetic ones, meaning that theoretically you could spray your field with cyanide, as it’s all pure and organic.…

While at it, let’s not forget Kim Kardashian West. And East.

Similarly, Philippa (“Pippa”) is not a princess, not a duchess, not a queen; not anything other than a socialite who happened to be related to Duchess Catherine.

Catherine (“Kate”) is not a princess, FFS. She’s a duchess. Duchess of Cambridge, to be exact.

Alyssa Edwards - holy shit, absolutely gorgeous!

No. Megan Follows is not Anne Shirley. Unless your definition of perfection meets early 1900's beauty standards when it comes to noses, of course.

I’d like to congratulate the rhythmics gymnastics’ team, as they have finally made it big time! I feel bad for them being eliminated so early in the race, though. :(

You enter the Olympics to win. It’s not your average Country Club Fundraising race. It is not about running hand-in-hand with your twin, putting your cavity-free smiles on display.

Not only dudes. Pretty much anybody who does not support Hillary is grayed. Fact that I do not support Drumpf either does not seem to count. I have been a Jezzie for about six years. Yup, still in grays.

I’ve been a Jezzie for about six years; in grays since I must have said something (???) to someone (???) who did not like my libertarian take. Hopefully the new management - should there be one - does something about it.

Yes, but only after you go through a sex-reassignment procedure. Because we want you to suffer your maleness.