What should be illegal is that spelling of Justin.

I’m reasonably certain that several members of Alabama’s defense realized sometime this week that a dominant performance tonight would have meant that they were going to get picked by Washington in the draft, and this was the quickest way to avoid it.

What the hell is Hedoing.

Isn’t that an oxymoron?

“I bet he knows the score, though.”

Ya got me +1

Companies stealing things and not paying for it.  It’s not unusual.

The carpet should match the coach:

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I…

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I’m not one to victim blame, but when you choose General Zod as your figure skating partner, you pretty much get what you deserve.

Lou: Ay-uh, Chief, we have this famous running back over here who appears to have beat this woman.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

These fools are like the bad guys in a kung fu movie, stepping up one by one to get knocked the fuck out.

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

I salute your service, General Kelly. Don’t give up!

I would say I’m surprised Dwight has stayed silent and not tried to refute these claims, but he’s always been hesitant to defend and rebound in big moments.

I made some edits for you.

You’re never going to make everybody happy. If these same women had somehow worked and succeeded at getting the policy changed, there would be people saying, “oh great, do they want a cookie?”, or otherwise deriding them for not having acted sooner. I’m not even saying that would be the majority reaction—just that…