Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!

Here’s my full proof tip for cooking a perfect steak at home: Cook a lot of steaks until you get good on your stove, with your frying pans, with your oven. Everyone’s equipment is different. The more you cook, the better you’ll get at gauging what you have to do for each thickness on your particular set up.

Yeah. This is pretty much a recipe for ruined steak. 

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

“High heat buttered” and “not smoking” are mutually contradictory unless you are using clarified butter.

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

Kind of like how they were so supportive of officer Mohamed Noor.

“The NRA sure will. Yup. Any moment now...”

In 5,4,3,2,1....The crickets should be chirping in a minute now

Oh yes, you just know the NRA is going to be calling for the jack booted thugs of the government to be punished for what they’ve done to an American citizen using his second amendment rights to save the lives of innocent bystanders!

They can even re-use the talking points from when Philando Castile (another good guy with a gun) was shot and killed by the police.

The NRA will have dick to say about this shooting; they think the 2nd amendment only applies to white people. 

I live in Denver. Besides not being much of a basketball town, the city isn’t exactly nostalgic about Carmelo Anthony.

I want to be Maxine Waters when I grow up.

I want my sons to be like Maxine Waters. 

I cannot get past the fly being down. I am dying right now.

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

I was gonna say... he got shot in Mt. View but they took him all the way down to San Diego to get treated?

My condolences to this sailor’s family and friends.