Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Scott WcGavin -“Governor Wolf, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”

Shooter McGavin runs for office. 

Let me get to it first:

It’s good he didn’t land the kick. Durst was standing right at the edge of the stage and could have been seriously injured in an ensuing fall.

I’m sure he was just hotdogging but it certainly looks like he drew the keeper’s eye to himself rather than the ball.

His teammates legs are blocking my view. I can’t even see the banana peel.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

I think you mean his Tom Scocca!

“I have some quibbles with Rowling’s world building—how does magic work, exactly?”

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

wait... so you get 15 years for lying about being shot by a black man.... but paid vacation for shooting one?

The Black Lesbians of Atlanta

Rangel was capitalized, so I’m wondering if that’s an inside joke and a Lt. Rangel in the department needs some further scrutiny. 

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

“An Internal Affairs investigation concluded that on September 9, 2018, Officer Guyger, #10702, engaged in adverse conduct when she was arrested for Manslaughter.

THE 49ers: “Don’t worry—we know exactly who you’re talking about and we’re already on it”

Looks like we've all learned something today.