Sorry Crozier, but you gotta read the room.  If you’d committed some war crimes instead of doing right by your sailors, you’d be Secretary of Defense by now.  No one to blame but yourself.

ah, my bad.  I assumed this was a decade list.

Jucerio stopped manufacturing in 2017

I was really expecting Juicero to top this list.

So, you’re totally down for shooting the messenger. Got it.

Considering her grievances, I’d say she was well within her right to do this. What’s worse to you?  This letter or that her campaign got a bunch of people to move to another state only to lay them off after a few weeks?  Cause it kind of seems like you’re more upset about the letter

She resigned. Ran to Bloomberg. And then shared her resignation letter with the NYT. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was the source for all of the weekly obits the media has been writing about Sen. Harris’s campaign since September. They got what they wanted though. As far as I’m concerned, this is a problem for the…

harris’s campaign was already torpedoing when she dumped alot of her staff. this is a “fuck you for making people come out here to fire them” letter.

her campaign was a mess. it’s not a lie.

I don’t know Kelly Mehlenbacher. I do know that I would never hire her for anything, including cleaning my apartment, as she will probably tell everyone that I am messy af and there is no clear direction for my living space.  

her healthcare plans were trash, if she could be bothered to figure it out.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Accessories after the fact.

Wow, you can always count on the Fraternal Order of the Police to object to any steps to hold police accountable.

No, he really didn’t.

Where is all that money now

So she put on the gauntlet, snapped her fingers and half her legal fees disappeared?

Citation desperately wanted

CATASS AND I DEMAND THE CHIEF QUEEF BRIEF!

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”