He thinks he’s innocent because in his mind, he never said “investigate Biden’s son or you’re not getting aid.” This is pretty on brand with Trump; he’s never explicit in what he says, but the people around him know exactly what he means. Then they get to go and do the dirty work for him. So if Guiliani or Barr end up…

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

So “Moo-kake” is all good then?

And, BTW, he’s not even going to get the nomination. I don’t see how people are dispairing like he already won the primary. He’s not even a huge frontrunner in the national polls; in the state polls, he’s actually tied or behind candidates this early in the race.

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

This was a softball that any competent candidate would have knocked out of the park and yet Biden demonstrated just how incapable he is of even remembering to say the right things when it matters. Whether it’s on healthcare or climate change, Biden at best sounds like he is exhausted and at worst like diet Trump.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

Awesome!

Steelers fans like him again now

Two of his repairs were not first time dyi. Everything else could’ve been done in the driveway with a jack and something to support the car once in the air.

Seeing that click-bait ass thumbnail was enough for me to skip over the whole thing. 

On the other hand, he owns a known high-maintenance BMW, so he can’t be all THAT smart can he?

Not to mention the fact that he’s an ex-Mercedes dealer tech. So while he’s not specifically a BMW expert, he’s a hell of a lot more knowledgeable, and better equipped with tools/lifts/etc. than pretty much any average Joe Shadetree. 

But the owner is giving himself full warranty coverage on the installation and parts... 🤣🤣🤣

Owner did work themselves not factoring in their own labor costs, overhead, equipment costs, tools, and also did not sell parts to himself for a profit. Oh yeah, and no worker’s comp, insurance, or other things required to run a business does job for far less.

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”