I seethed with anger when I saw that video. The way that child was scream-crying... how they kept going... how they tried to assuage the situation with IT WAS JUST A PRANK!! the way MAGA chuds say FUCK YOUR FEELINGS... all 5 of those kids are beyond fucked. It’s goddamn heartbreaking.

I really do my level best not to judge people for their lifestyle choices. I’m a decade past arguing with jesus freaks and vegans and breeders and conservatives and crystal healing people and Eastern medicine people... I just end everything with “Oh, that’s interesting. I’ll have to look into that!  thanks!” But I…

Jenny McCarthy is married to Donny Walburg? Huh.

The next (likely Dem) governor is going to have Goatse himself for Foxconn when they tell him LCD is dead and they need $3B to retool the factory for OLED or they’re moving to Guangzhou.

Concussion/ CTE defense in 3...2..1..

I just moved from Houston back home to San Jose. Houston has a phenomenal food and drink scene, and that’s really about it. 6 months out of the year you have to be indoors. The weather feels more like a punishment. Like it’s not real. A buddy described it best: “Houston in the summer is like living in a dog’s…

He’ll be on a roster before Kaep

I’m pretty sure a St. Louis jury would find the Rams liable of the Kennedy assassination, the Challenger disaster, and the Pulse nightclub shooting.

Even better: cops, who are described by some (white people) as heroes, ostensibly are trained, armed, are able to execute anyone when they feel the slightest bit threatened. This boy, shown the tool of crushing oppression, is supposed to get the fuck over it. Toughen up. Take a joke. I’m a San Jose resident. I…

This reminds me of the Coke employee that believed they had the “secret formula” and offered it to Pepsi for like $40K, then Pepsi called the FBI.

Shoulda used Ralphie May because literally no one would care

There are a million thinkpieces about how now judges are going to throw the book at everyone to avoid being recalled, and minorities are going to be hit the hardest. Mark Joseph Stern over at Slate wrote the latest one. Few things wrong with that:

I literally voted only for that and left the rest of my ballot blank.

The right wing is terrified of any affordable health insurance (heaven forbid single payer) because they’re the oligarch wing, and they need you to be beholden to your employer. A comedian whose name I forget did a joke about being angry when people compare having dogs to his having children... “did you work 15 years…

Y’all (did I say that right?) know he’s going to win by like 15 points in November right? One of many reasons I got the fuck out of Texas.

Will someone please explain to me how Dan was on this show despite dying in the original series???

He’s going to win by 15+ points in 2018. One of many reasons I got the fuck out of Texas and back to civilization in California.

Somehow, cops were able to “heroically” corner the Santa Fe school shooter, despite knowing he was armed and had already killed, and brought him in without so much as a hair out of place. Hmm. Can’t quite figure it out.

House Bailiff: “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?”

I hope Verizon, Time Warner, Xfinity et. al. are watching and amending their throttling plans accordingly.