John Krasinski regrets starring in a right wing fever dream version of Benghazi and wants to go back before he torpedoed his career.

It was all fun and games while they were selling me targeted t-shirts and cat food but when I first read about Cambridge Analytica’s work months ago, I was done. I thought it would be difficult, like when I cut cable, but instead my life has improved. I found out who my real friends were when they wouldn’t respond…

I’m SO FUCKING SICK of “Believing that object to be a gun and saying that they feared for their lives.” You want a job where you get to go home to your family every night? Take your high school diploma, all your valuable skills, and go get another job that pays as much as being a cop does with full family benefits…

I’ve been following the Cambridge Analytica story for months, and I deactivated my FB account around then. I thought it would be difficult- just as I thought it would be when I cut cable. Instead, my life has improved. If more and more people start realizing this and following along, then FB might really be fucked,…

only question now is how many tens of millions in investment she and Lucas Duplan get for their next startup... Uber but for delivering eggs by drone.

As long as it doesn’t end where Chyna’s did.

I’m guessing that the story is going to diverge significantly from the comics now, since Coral plays a big role moving past the war with the Saviors. Although, I suppose they could just swap in Judith, since she’s not in the comics. There’s a time jump in the comics after the war, and they would simply make that jump…

He’s going to win re-election by at least 30 points. I’m so happy to have left Texas.

So many of us are computer/ office monkeys of various sorts (I’m a patent examiner) and I’m thinking we should all have these chairs.

Patent examiner in semiconductors here. This is FUCKING AMAZING.

“I could totally luge!” is the winter olympics bro speak version of “I could totally take an uppercut from Mike Tyson in his prime!”

Dude, I joined my friends for their small daughter’s birthday party at a Chuck E Cheese- and there were protocols in there to make sure kids don’t leave with a non-custodial parent, etc. Making that example because it’s the vast majority of kidnappings. And minimum wage 17 year olds are in charge of it!

I really can’t say enough good things about this. Combined with a squatty potty (or just a stepstool if you’re not stupid) you have a command center, rather than just a toilet. 

I really can’t say enough good things about this. Combined with a squatty potty (or just a stepstool if you’re not…

I dropped a Mr. Hands reference with regards to the Philly fan eating horse shit and precisely 1 person got it.

This is like smoking at this point. If you started smoking in the 50s back when doctors prescribed Camels to cure pneumonia and then you got cancer, sue away. But if you’re playing football in 2017, make sure you save enough of those million dollar contracts to buy blackout shades for your house so you can rock back…

your photo is of a structure that doesn’t exist anymore (at least in that form)

Steve Jobs rose from the grave to fire the guy personally.

I have TMobile, and when I was in Mexico (several times) T-Mobile told me all I get was the weak 2G network (unlimited).

I just moved from Houston to San Jose and my PODS container arrived a week late. They were going to charge me for a week’s worth of storage fees, and graciously waived them. That’s kinda like charging someone to watch them fuck.

I was so ready to hulk out on the keyboard till I finished the comment!