I’m good for McDonald’s about twice a decade. Last time I was moving from Alexandria to Cincinnati, and I got stuck in a gas station in WV in my uhaul with my car I was towing. A couple of hillbilly ass truckers showed up and saved my ass, and I offered to buy them lunch. McDonalds and Subway were the only two…

It’s clearly going to be in Texas. My guess is Round Rock.

I visited Barbuda a few years ago.. it’s a very sparse, underdeveloped place as it is. Lots of Rasta living off the land and off the grid completely. There was a beautiful frigate bird sanctuary. I can’t imagine the devastation.

The only question now is how many tens of millions of dollars in VC funding the founder gets for their next “disruptor.”

The lady in the front, facing away from the camera looked like my grandma. I couldn’t bear it.

Speaking from experience, the only way someone writes a 10+ page screed like that and then torpedoes their once promising career by hitting ‘send’ is because they have missed one or more nights of sleep due to stimulant use. Adderall gets passed around Silicon Valley like ‘ludes in... Silicon Valley when it first…

If they don’t like it, they can take their high school diplomas and all their skills and go find another job that pays as much as being a cop does, offers full family benefits, and a pension.

I salute you sir

god DAMN that was good

Plummeted down your mom’s throat AMIRITE

How many rings without Kobe/ Shaq and Jordan/ Pippen? Zero right?

Total tangent relating to Chile and the Panama Canal, but the absolutely delightful port city of Valparaiso, Chile was once an extremely wealthy port city, since it was a logical stop on the trip around South America. But once the Panama Canal opened, the business stopped and the town became a haven for bohemians and…

“Hey Rebecca, I got some lottery tickets!”

“I do alpha male shit” DIE IN A FIRE

Well it’s good to hear that X-Pac has his life together after all.

This will be fixed with the upcoming repealing of net neutrality laws. Want to access Netflix or Amazon Video through your Xfinity internet service? extra $24.99/ month each. Or it’s free if you subscribe to our intermediate cable package! At which point I will just have to go back to pirating all my media.

The RideAustin guy I spoke to said that was a former Uber driver said that it wasn’t so much *this* particular regulation, but the sense that Austin was going to keep nickel and diming Uber and Lyft and there was no end in sight.

So, I was in a RideAustin car a couple weeks ago and asked the driver his opinion (former cabbie, former Uber). He gave me an earful the entire ride. Apparently, Uber’s background checks are far stricter than the state of Texas, which only checks *inside* Texas. Those with heavily violent criminal histories from…

Trying to think- what’s the last athlete for whom we all collectively prayed for humiliating failure? Lakers fans- are you excited at the prospect of the Lonzo Ball era?

I agree with this guy’s lecture 100%, and as an attorney myself I would always, ALWAYS advise my clients never to talk to the police. But this isn’t a cop trying to smooth talk a confession from corner boy. This is the former national security advisor to the president of the United States, before the Senate, flanked…