I’m guessing that the story is going to diverge significantly from the comics now, since Coral plays a big role moving past the war with the Saviors. Although, I suppose they could just swap in Judith, since she’s not in the comics. There’s a time jump in the comics after the war, and they would simply make that jump…

He’s going to win re-election by at least 30 points. I’m so happy to have left Texas.

So many of us are computer/ office monkeys of various sorts (I’m a patent examiner) and I’m thinking we should all have these chairs.

“I could totally luge!” is the winter olympics bro speak version of “I could totally take an uppercut from Mike Tyson in his prime!”

Dude, I joined my friends for their small daughter’s birthday party at a Chuck E Cheese- and there were protocols in there to make sure kids don’t leave with a non-custodial parent, etc. Making that example because it’s the vast majority of kidnappings. And minimum wage 17 year olds are in charge of it!

I really can’t say enough good things about this. Combined with a squatty potty (or just a stepstool if you’re not stupid) you have a command center, rather than just a toilet. 

I really can’t say enough good things about this. Combined with a squatty potty (or just a stepstool if you’re not…

I dropped a Mr. Hands reference with regards to the Philly fan eating horse shit and precisely 1 person got it.

This is like smoking at this point. If you started smoking in the 50s back when doctors prescribed Camels to cure pneumonia and then you got cancer, sue away. But if you’re playing football in 2017, make sure you save enough of those million dollar contracts to buy blackout shades for your house so you can rock back…

I salute you sir

god DAMN that was good

How many rings without Kobe/ Shaq and Jordan/ Pippen? Zero right?

“Hey Rebecca, I got some lottery tickets!”

“I do alpha male shit” DIE IN A FIRE

Well it’s good to hear that X-Pac has his life together after all.

Trying to think- what’s the last athlete for whom we all collectively prayed for humiliating failure? Lakers fans- are you excited at the prospect of the Lonzo Ball era?

Anyone have a screen grab of the start? Apparently one horse went squirrely right out of the gate and I wanna see it

The WOOOORST part about this is that he isn’t going to re-evaluate, and think “man, I’m an asshole, I have to change.” He’s going to get hammered at Cheers and tell Norm about how a n***** got him banned from Fenway for life.

The BoingBoing article on this story had a great comment that I’m not smart enough to paste here, but the commenter’s point was that since they only sell packets to juice machine owners, it’s really a $400 initiation fee to a juice subscription service.

“Sweet! Not guilty! Now I only have one life sentence.”

I swear to god I was scrolling down to make this identical comment, and use the name Ron Artest because Metta World Peace is fucking stupid. Extra stars for you.