The brilliant Brent Weinbach had this idea 2 years ago:

“...shitty Oasis” redundant terminology. Please fix.

How fucking old is this guy? Looks a solid 37. Isn’t there an age limit on that outfit?

What are these “online advertisements” I keep hearing about? Who at this point is browsing without AdBlock?

Yes, you are “rite.” Josh Duggar is a public figure who makes a living espousing “tradition” family values while lobbying for legislation hurting gays and gay families. Exposing this hypocrisy is top notch journalism. Extorting a private individual for financial gain is odious. Nice try on the moral high ground,…

THERE FOR FUCK’S SAKE THERE GOD DAMN IT THERE

I literally JUST got my invite, and I was all excited to sign up. Now imma have to wait.

Some guy somewhere in a fedora and a Ron Paul ‘08 t shirt is yelling “SEE? THIS IS THE KIND OF GOVERNMENT OVERREACH I WAS TALKING ABOUT!” to no one in particular, pointing at his monitor. His cat wakes up, looks at him, and goes back to sleep.

I hate Verizon, with a dark, deep passion. My last interaction with Verizon customer service was that I couldn’t even reach customer service... the phone tree when I dialed 611 simply said “we’re sorry you’re having trouble. Goodbye.” I was also sick to death of the bloated shitware that was entrenched in the phones.…

I hate that I agree with you. I got taken for a 30 minute ride from Treasure Island to McCarron airport by a cabbie, where Uber is still illegal (look that up on Google maps, should be 5 mins) and when I confronted the cabbie with the map I had been tracing using my workout GPS tracker, he told me in no uncertain…

Yeah dude I was listening live when he said that. I was picturing the looks on the producers’ faces.

Any possible reason they’re keeping the data of people who paid for the delete service is nefarious. If anything, it’s a more valuable database: a list of people (and their CC info, proving identity) who would actually *pay* to be wiped off the site. It would be stupid of them not to keep this information. I’m sure…

My Dyson can’t even pick up cat kibble off a hardwood floor.

Forgot the “promoted by Dyson” under the byline. One of these days I’m going to make a YouTube video of my $400 Dyson struggling with cat kibble on a dry, hardwood floor. Just mocking me as it pushes this kibble around until I bend over and pick it up. Of all the dumb shit I’ve fallen for in my life, including…

So, if a pimp makes an app to connect prostitutes with johns, they’re absolved of all liability? “I’m not a pimp, I merely provide a technology platform to connect people willing to pay for sex with people willing to be paid for sex; what they do after they are connected is none of our concern.”

The brewery is down the street from me and has a fantastic patio scene as well. Oh, and they just did a Hop Delusion aged in tequila barrels. Out of this world.

People backed someone named “Storm Sondors” and thought he was legit?

Shhhh stop it you're ruining his worldview with facts.

You can connect an iPad to a television through the HDMI to FUCK-YOU-ITS-OUR-OWN-PROPRIETARY-CONNECTOR-BECAUSE-APPLE-CUSTOMERS-WILL-PAY-FOR-ANYTHING connector and watch Netflix, but some services are blocked and can only be watched on the iPad. I wonder how Apple will proceed with this one?

I was all set to sign up and pay for this, but it appears I will continue to use the "exclusive" service I've been using- BitTorrent.