please, please, PLEASE be trolling.

This is a helpful, well reasoned argument that makes a ton of sense. Please remove. At least allow me to retort: (ahem)

Is any of this going to affect Mel Kiper's daggone top 10?

"bs peek at the balls" +10 Also I believe a Colts defensive player noticed it during an interception.

This Turkish Turk approves of your pun.

We leave Cincinnati by the end of the year. Girlfriend is interviewing for her promotion back out to the field today. If it weren't for Jungle Jim's, The Eagle, and the great disc golf scene, I would have eaten a bullet by now, and I've only been here 6 months.

Gold Star. Gold Line are the people trying to get people to convert their 401Ks to gold on the Glenn Beck channel.

As a patent examiner in the semiconductor arts, let me tell you that's what EVERYONE is working on. Remember back when a flat panel TV was 5 figures, then all of a sudden everyone in the trailer park had one? Yeah shit moves that fast.

Cincinnati transplant here (it's temporary, get off my back).

6th picture down, referencing the "harder than ND's schedule.

My law school classmate is the ADA assigned to the case. I'd love to be there to watch her bring the pain.

As a Turkish American who goes back 2-3x a year, let me implore all of you to at least visit Istanbul. It's unlike anything you've ever experienced.

I made a similar observation; let's hope it was intentional.

Does 3000's shirt say "Teacher's deserve more?" I hope the misplaced apostrophe was purposefully intended to be a playful statement on the state of education in America.

SERVED! Did you do a sick little spin dance move after I GOT SERVED?

Dude do you work at the celestial? bottom 5 dining experiences of my life. Best thing to come out of that was discovering Rookwood next door.

Yeah, I'm thinking of having a day where I go to all three big chains; Skyline, Gold Star and the other one whose name I forget. And the next day I just eat fiber capsules.

Actually, my girlfriend was on long term assignment there last year. I was hoping it would become permanent. GREAT food town, if you can avoid all the chains. Problem is there's such a thing as TOO much selection. Our favorite place was Urbano Cafe, a little 8 top someplace I can't remember; didn't spend enough…

It is! Mostly because I make non stop dick jokes.

Thanks, but any burrito outside of California has been... lackluster at best. I'm basically through trying them. When I was living in DC, someone says to me "have you tried Chipotle?" Chipotle, and every other non- SF mission district/ San Jose east side burrito is like... how do I explain.... imagine being dumped…